The Stunning Conclusion to the Josie and the Pussycats Entries!

 I'm pretty sure every male in the Archie Universe is a girl-crazy lunkhead (with the obvious exception of  Kevin Keller.)

 Oh, Archie comics! Leave it to you to take complex sociopolitical issues and turn them into bad jokes about flatware!

 Yes, promiscuity is a synonym for "lucky" apparently.

 You may think Alexandra is being mean here, but I'm definitely getting a Captain Kangaroo vibe off of Josie's outfit.

 Casting couch jokes aside, please bare in mind that one of the girls in question is HIS SISTER.

And now, hot pants!

 Because the threat of child abuse is funny!

So, she eats like a pig and still has her dainty, hourglass figure? Yeah, THAT won't mess up any young girls reading this comic....