Building a Weird Mystery

And now, Helloween continues. This time, we look at DC's Weird Mystery Tales.

 The poor Lusitania. It never gets any maudlin stories. It's always "Titanic this" and "Titanic that".

 "Either those curtains go, or I do!"

 Insert Michael Jackson joke here.

 You remember those romance comic covers I posted with people smooching underwater? This is the part they don't want you to see.

 Disney's Pocahontas: Monster Hunter!

 He's going barefoot because, frankly, the alligator shoes would make it tacky.

 The title is just there. "Fire Dance". No exposition, no tagline, not even an exclamation point. It's as matter-of-fact as a bus sign.

 "SAAAAAAMMM!"

 John Carpenter's Teddy Ruxpin