I love Mystery Science Theater 3000. I'll discuss it more in depth a bit later, but in the meantime I thought it would be fun to reinterpret Peter Graves' classic monologue from the episode "It Conquered the World" through the Bad Translator!
This is the end. And animal emotions. The universe is infinite. Sent to the person responsible for the property. I killed the first line, an unusual building in the morning, and I hate the heat. People always try to find and pain, but is this does not apply, you will receive. If there is no hope, but the people.