I like how this cover is not entirely clear on WHO packed the picture of the handsome man. Sure, it's in the bag the bride is holding, but, judging by the reactions on their faces, it could go either way.
Because, y'know, a woman's life is entirely empty and devoid of meaning unless she has a man around.
"Get me 50cc of passion, stat!"
Nothing brings in the kids like attempted rape!
In fairness, she's majoring in Slut-onomics.
Those two look mighty uncomfortable, probably because Rusty there looks REALLY into it.
"Do you have anything to declare?"
"Only my love! ... And this jar of preserves."
If romance comics are to be believed, doctors and nurses do nothing but get embroiled in tawdry, scurrilous affairs. No wonder healthcare in the U.S. is so messed up!