Yeah, that's a great plan. I once pretended to have a stroke to get free cheesecake.
To answer her question, it's because she's a woman, am I right fellas? ... I'll get me coat. (Ladies, please feel free to leave any hate mail as a comment.)
Dude, your standards are too high. I personally don't care how many exes a girl has, but then, we've established that I have no pride.
Does Hulk Hogan know she has his feather boa?
Here's another guy who should be happy with what he's got. Jeez.
Oh, that poor little redhead! If I was 16 again, I'd ask her out. Or, perhaps more accurately, I'd cast nervous glances in her direction until I tried to speak, blurt out something awkward, then run away crying.