So, apparently Iran has banned the mullet. Now, you'll see Iran point to guidelines in the Quran as to why the mullet is Satan's Coif, but the actuality behind the decree is quite simple. You see, Batman protege' Nightwing has often sported a mullet in his crimefighting career.
I was really hoping to find a decent Nightwing pic that featured both the mullet AND the disco-tastic outfit with the high collar. Alas, it was not to be.
Nightwing has often run afoul of Iran's ambassador...
Suffice to say, you could get away with a lot more in Reagan's America.
And that's why mullets are illegal in Iran now.
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