I love how there's little-to-no context on some of these covers. Like this one. It's quite possible that the future guy there is just being a jerk, and the alien police are ready to round him up.
Oh, David Hasselhoff. Leave it to you to not let Charlie Sheen hog all the crazy....
Skynet's line of adult toys behaved as expected.
Really? You're in the future fighting some monster, and the best you can come up with is a stick?
"And THAT'S for being different!"
... What the HELL kind of animal did they skin to make those headdresses? It's like they mated a leopard with a wildebest.